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Updates on Various
Today: It’s 9/11, and I’ll never forget. Never. I’m also thinking of all our friends in Florida as the storm moves on and they figure out what to clean up first… Weekend: Super mellow. I went t...
49 to 50
My turn now. I’m on the countdown to FIFTY! Yesterday was actually 50 days until 50, but I forgot about it until this morning. I really want to intensify my whole healthy living stuff during t...
Retrograde Over.
Whelp. Mercury Retrograde is finally over - what a whopper of a retrograde that was! So many encounters with the past. Yes, as Parliament noted on my previous entry, I did email “the manchild”. ...
50
The Bulldog turned 50 yesterday. Fifty was always a HUGE milestone to him. He talked about it a lot when we were hanging out. We haven’t communicated in two years. Still, I’ve thought about hi...
Week's End.
It felt like a relief to get all of that gossip out on paper yesterday. See the previous entry for the dirt. Like I said in the entry, I’m not sure if it is a set-up to see how quickly that sto...
Purely Gossip
You guys. I heard the absolute JUICIEST gossip in the office this morning, and I simply can’t let this leak because I think it’s a fucking set-up to see who gossips around here. I’m NOT going t...
Hurricanes and Aches and Pains
Here I sit at my desk in the office, just waiting until it’s my turn to go give a presentation to one of our customers. They flew in this morning and our company is giving them the full-on tour ...
RAD: Troy
Here’s a guy who I’ve communicated with on Bumble for months now. I wasn’t super into him, clearly, or we would have met much sooner, but I also feel like I gotta keep my eyes and ears open, and ...
Steve McQueen is Alive!
Remember how I said I was a bit of a nervous chatterbox during our date? So I may have missed a couple of important facts during our conversation. I mean, there was live music - it was loud. Su...
Skin, Hair, Don't Care
At the office and just not into it today. I have definitely been productive, but it’s been a mixed bag: • Working on annual appraisals of my staff - they are catching me on a pretty good day, b...
PMS or JGS (Just General Suck)?
• If menopause is fast approaching, how long will I have PMS? I’m going to google this right now… Ugh. Why did I do that? This looks bleak. • But I’m not sure if these blues are from the a...
RAD: Steve McQueen
Name: Steve McQueen Age: 56 Status: Divorced, but I’m not sure for how long. Not sure if it’s recent, but doesn’t really seem to be. Has 3 nearly-grown kids (youngest is 18, oldest is 21, two b...
Ugh. I Lost My Entry.
I just lost a HUGE entry. It was chock full of stuff about OD coming back and my mixed feelings about that and how everyone is revealing their identities and how I don’t want to because I do stu...
This Place is Magical
After I flew in from my business trip this week, I was zapped and in need of dinner and wanted to take myself out someplace because I knew there was nothing in my fridge but old moldy veggies (go...
Mercury in Retrograde!
Well, well, my little chickadees. What’s going on lately? Can you say Mercury is in retrograde? I sure can! Here are some of the examples: • Dinner last night with my friend Cindy was lovely ...
The Biggest Bitch They've Ever Seen
Procrastination Sunday! I was so hyper-productive yesterday doing personal stuff like cleaning the whole apartment from top to bottom and THEN going out to dinner with a friend and also going to...
It Was Bound to Happen
Finally Friday, folks. I’m heading to an 8am meeting that I’m 100% not prepared for! This is how my week has gone all week - why not just continue it into the weekend? 8am meeting done, it was ...
Thursday Thoughts
Well, it’s Thursday, and I need about 5 more days in this week to feel comfortable about where I am from a productivity standpoint. I have hardly worked on my 2 big prezzies for next week as fir...
Your Average Tuesday, and Other Crimes
My boss is on a tirade this morning. I don’t know half the shizz he’s frantically emailing about. Seriously, he’s out of control - working from home this morning and blasting out hundreds of urg...
Monday Evening Quarterbacking
So, the weekend has come and gone ALREADY. Seems like yesterday when I was so excited for it to be Friday. Alas, it’s Monday again. If you recall, I was going to go to bed early on Friday. L...
For Posterity...
It’s 7PM on a Sunday night. I’ve just spent the afternoon and early evening brunching with and then fucking, hands-down, the hottest man I’ve ever laid my hands upon – twice. My work here is don...
Finally F-ing Friday!
It’s August already! The last few weeks have slipped by. In fact, yesterday I finally realized it was August the THIRD and I’d forgotten to pay my rent! I never do that. I’m definitely a lit...
RAD: The Jingle Writer
Name: The Jingle Writer Age: 54 Status: Twice-divorced. First marriage was at 36 (I think?) and lasted 13 years (again, if I remember correctly). Second was short-lived. Job: Jingle Writer. ...
Never Quit
I’m headed out with my dog to go on a combo dog walk and Bumble date in 15 minutes. You can’t say that I don’t try, that’s for damn sure. RAD to follow…
The One Who PROMISED He Wouldn't Run...
Well, I have been successful in accomplishing exactly NOTHING today. I have napped like I’ve never napped in my life. Didn’t even take a shower today. Gross. But oh such decadent laziness. I...
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