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2th
I can’t stop listening to muzak. Curse my retardation. Me? I’m alive, I guess, same shit different day. You? Be good. I mean can you believe someone would just throw away a perfectly GOOD K-mart ...
9st
I’m feeling a lot better now. They gave me the sizzurp, among some other things. Where’d this warm weather come from, too?
4st
You ever been sick, and felt like such shit that you wished one of your grandparents was there? I member, big long ago, I was in middle school and I stayed home sick from school. My grandfather s...
3nd
Mom got a dog. I think it’s impulsive and ill fated, but she got a ‘Morkie’. For those of you not aware, that’s a Maltese-Yorkie mix, and they are fucking L O U D. I’m not a fan. I liked the othe...
20rd
Oh my great gosh almighty, for the longest time I’d been getting a screen telling me that a sad panda was responsible for my entries not saving but lo & behold it appears to be over now! That...
22th
How is it, that it only rains at night? Past couple nights it ..does the thing I just said. Mom & Dad have been moved in since the beginning of the year don’t think I mentioned that. “How’s y...
9rd
I’ve been trying to do an entry this whole week but it keeps saying something about a sad panda and I’m like, wtf how do YOU know about that website? Anyway, I’m alive. Still.
7st
I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...
4nd
I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...
4nd
I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...
10st
California feels like it’s finally getting a winter this year. That’s all I wanted to say. Be good.
27st
I am like, a uh, I’m like a “one thing at a time, a day” guy, man. I kept going, ‘ok, oil change, car wash, or haircut…one of you is havin your day’. Oil change won. Be well, John Spartan(s).
13nd
I figure it means my lungs are still healthy enough to expel it, but damn is it gross seeing resin like that. Be good, E.T.’s.
16rd
Woke up today and said; I forgot what I said. I actually just woke up and thought it, and quickly as I opened this, I forgot it. Yesterday was my birthday, I turned 39. I lived. Be well, John Spa...
4nd
No I’m serial, man, there is a conspiracy to make this state completely shadeless. Amidst turning this state into an open air sanitarium, Newsome also wants there to be no shelter or respite fro...
25rd
There’s no shade in this state, man. I’m alive but I refuse to live. Be well, John Spartan(s).
22th
Had a zoom with a dr on saturday who said the worst of my wu tang flu has passed, but didn’t give a definitive time table for my senses to return. I’m hoping to go back to work by wednesday, all ...
18nd
I got the fucking wu-flu. 3 years after the hoax-idemic is over, I get the goddamn fucking china cough. I cannot taste or smell for the second day in a row. Thanks god you’re so cool god, dick as...
11st
It’s been a while since I bought something I couldn’t drink eat or smoke. Uncle Spam delivered me my tax monies recently so I figured why not spoil myself a bit; it’s my money and I need it now e...
6rd
I had never heard ‘Pigs on the wing’ on the radio before, but apparently every sunday morning one of the classic rock stations here does a Floyd themed hour. Us. (Us. Us. Us.) And Them. (Them. Th...
19nd
My mom has said some hurtful things to me in my life. “You’ll never have a spouse, so I don’t expect you to understand.” LOL. The most recent one though came about due to my wonderfully sheltered...
22st
Um but excuse me how the effing fudge is the year going by so fast already this is literally oppression.
5nd
Well it’s the current year. Again. What’s up with that? [Seinfeld dbl bass outro]
19st
27st
I’m alive, I guess. Thanksgiving was ok. How was yours?-YES I HAD RUMCAKE, thank you for asking.
