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27nd
Happy Thanksgiving, and stuff, man. That’s all. Just, you know, fuckin’....be good and shit, I dunno.
29nd
I think the last time I went trick or treating I was probably 17. Didn’t even know it was getting close til I saw decorations up a few days ago. Where are all the ‘can’t wait for the end of the ...
24nd
Got rear ended today. Third accident with the car in just about as many years. The driver was not insured and basically left without exchanging information. I fumbled big, I keep fucking up, it ...
1th
I don’t think I mentioned this, but my brother and his wife were expecting. They were, anyway. That’s Bob for you, though, right. That’s the benevolent Dog up there, Mr Pie In The Sky. I wouldn’...
19rd
Going on like this makes me feel like I absolutely cannot be around people at all. My mom has the worst side of her where she just wants to default to this sad defeated ‘get over it’ mindset and...
14nd
My brother and his wife are going to have a girl. I hope one day I never have to tell her “Your dads biggest fear was having a kid like me or your grandfather.”
10st
It’s entirely too close. How awful, how terrible, it’s like seeing the needle the whole time you’re at the doctors when you’re a kid. It’s not there for decoration, he’s not holding it for the n...
23th
If-..Sometimes, if I stayed really still, my friends cat would jump up and start grooming me. Sometimes, if I stayed really still and quiet at work, I could hear wal-mart radio. Oh fuck yeah, th...
12st
‘In surround stereo where available’. You remember that shit? The day draws near. Did you know that..um…according to some part of Greek mythology, that goblins were always trying to cut down the...
24nd
And I was like “What? Robert Urich died just two years later? Man....” -I WOULD HAVE BEEN A ‘GAVILAN’ MAN, OK? WOULD’VE NEVER MISSED IT.
17rd
The word ‘cocoon’ always weirded me out. I think because I remember that movie being put on so often when I was a kid. Could not visit my Aunt’s without having to see that or E.T., shit you not....
8rd
I’ve really had nothing to say for a while. Or at least forgot most of what it was, I don’t know. It keeps hitting me, you know? Only now does society run these adverts for ‘ACES’ (adverse child...
7rd
I can’t help you anymore, kid. If you stay you’ll become just like us. What I’m doing is fashioning you a cocoon, a place where you wont remember the things we remember or have to be around us a...
15rd
I’m ok, I guess. I mean, not really, but I’m going to keep going through the motions anyway. Just wanted to check in.
25st
-ZOK! POW! BOFF! Last we left off (on the same bat channel, at the same bat time), I was thinking I’d be out more money for the bat mobile. Turns out I’m not, though, because they couldn’t find ...
1th
So after my last entry I took the car in and explained how (in my limited sphere of automotive knowledge) that my car was going through gas like water; my mpg was sucking. They performed a diagn...
18rd
This is not the year so far. After putting out 1600 last month, now it looks like I have an issue with the fuel line or fuel injector. Thank you, Dog, thank you so much for bestowing all this go...
17nd
Man this year is great so far, out 1600 bucks and wont get my car back til Monday. What’s wrong with it, you say? OH YOU KNOW, MECHANICS; “OH GEE GOLLY THERE, BOSS MAN, YOUR BLINKER FLUID IS LOW...
2th
Wow, I didn’t write one for all of Decembuary? Huh.. Anyway, I’m still alive, I guess. Happy new rear and stuff.
24nd
First rain of the season yesterday. Which means I wont have to wash my car for a while, HEYO!
21th
I’ve been crazy for a while now, I guess. Like, all of this “No you’re only insane if you ANSWER yourself” stuff, fuckin’, you know, it’s like, TRUE, man! I’m such a cool guy in my head except f...
5nd
I got bedtime stories when I was a boy. Grandma would tell me about the 3 bears, we’d eventually find the monster that Grover was trying to keep hidden at the end of the book, and I remember a R...
4st
At no point in my life have I been ‘just going through the motions’ more than now. Should’ve listened to Glutton and went home when we had the chance. The sun still shines and birds still chirp,...
15rd
Well, it’s here. Happy birthday to me.
9st
Car was broken into this morning. I won’t have my car for my birthday, but I should have it back one day after, by next Friday, hopefully. Both my parents had dysfunctional childhoods, though one...
