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Right, so this couple decided to teach their budgie to do R2D2, and now it will only do R2D2. The force is strong in this one, check it out…

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I’m currently playing the following: Knights of Pen and Paper 2, Baldur’s Gate Enhanced Edition, XCOM: Enemy Within, Shadowrun Returns: Dragonfall, The Sims 3, Goat Simulator, and Deus Ex: The Fa...

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Oh my God. It is insane. You need to see this fuckin movie right Goddamn now. Last night I blagged my way into a gig. I had to, it was fuckin Dope and Coal Chamber, for fucks sake. I got extremel...

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I found a charger that works. Its still charging ultra slowly but now I’m not limited to plugging it into a computer to charge. Since there are abundant plug sockets to be found out in the big ba...

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When I sleep out in the woods or on a hill in the summer, and I wake up to a fuckin’ incredible sunrise: Downloaded a battery enhancer thingy for my tablet. Last resort. Seems to be charging oka...

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Well, I guess I’m done bitching for the day, so I’ll leave you with this. I googled “disturbing family photos” and I think this one might just win the grand prize. Pleasant dreams…

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Yep. Made yet another fucking twitter account. Perhaps if I stop forgetting my passwords, this wouldn’t keep happening. Anywho, should you give any kind of a fuck whatsoever, my twitter username ...

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So I just spent another eight quid on a charger, this one a 2A output, and..... still my tablet will only trickle-charge via a PC. It doesn’t register the wall socket at all. I’ve now spent near ...

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Okay. I am just now recovering from m Thursday night. I found a little zip lock bag containing three grams of cocaine, so I sold one and spent the night with friends doing the other two. Since th...

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I didn’t know this, but apparently, in the 70’s, terrible actor and all-round unfunny fuck Tim Allen, he of those God awful Santa Clause movies, was sentenced to life in prison after pleading gui...

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Apparently, The Witcher 3 comes with a work-release note: Oh, also: Hypocritical bitch:

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Goddamn tablet. It’s plugged in, the light is on, but it ain’t fucking charging. I’ve factory reset it, and nothing. I’m no expert on tablets, but if anyone out there knows of a possible solution...

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Now, let’s not get too excited - its very part-time, and I refuse to take too much money from this guy, but its something to do. Also, I now have a phone. And a gaming tablet. I picked up a littl...

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Well, a friend of mine, who has cerebral palsy, has kinda hired me to be his assistant. He’s a total punk, a geek and a wreck-head, like me, so we have a lot of fun. He’s a total nutjob, as it go...

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I really hope it’ll be something like this.

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Hey! I’m in a fantastic mood, for some reason. Remember when I used to post funny shit and stuff? Let’s do that. Oh, wait, disclaimer time! You are about to see some horrendous shit. If you are e...

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Just a reminder.

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I’m still seething about this, but when you consider that the word “Tory” derives from the Middle Irish word tóraidhe; modern Irish tóraí: outlaw, robber or brigand, it all makes a horrible kind ...

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES WHAT THE FUCK DID THESE PEOPLE NOT FUCK YOU ENOUGH ARE YOU HIGH WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SOME KIND OF BUNCH OF STUPID...

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I went to my evil ex girlfriend and got my leather trench-coat back, so I shaved my head and bought some sunglasses just to fuck with people. This made me grin. I like to think this is exactly ho...

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EDIT Listen to this as you read the entry! Fuck you people, I think he’s a talented director and writer, and I think the guy’s fucking insanely intelligent. I’m one of his biggest fans, and it’s...

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The problem I have with Christianity is that it doesn’t understand that a supreme being is incapable of being absolute good or absolute evil. If God were absolute good then the genocide of the fl...

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WARNING!!! You may be offended by some of the opinions I will share with you here. If that’s the case, fucking cry more. Well now. This happened a long time ago, but I just saw this on the front ...

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Oh dearie, dearie me. Okay, let me just stop gut-laughing for a second and try and concentrate. Ahem. Okay. Tim Buckley, AKA Bum Tickley, AKA That Fucking Pedo Cunt From The CtrlAltDel Comic, has...

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