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So. Sir Terry Pratchett has died. This has affected me more than any other death this year. I learned to read through The Colour of Magic back in the 90’s. I’ve read every book he’s written, I’ve...

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Randal Graves: Since when is it a crime to say “porch monkey”? Becky: Oh, since, I don’t know, forever?! Randal Graves: Why? Dante Hicks: Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black peopl...

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Dear god, Pb, a mobile app. SERIOUSLY.

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Christ. Not wanting people to steal your product, I get it. But this “5 computers only” thing is a nightmare, especially since I’ve forgotten to “de-authorize” two of them already. What a load of...

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Dunno why, but oh well. Ugh, though, I am hungover. Gonna give sobriety a try for a while. I scored £65 last night, which amounts to about $100 in American, give or take a buck. Which wasn’t too ...

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How, jesus, how the fuck did I end up in Reading? Shiiiiiiit. Didn’t think I drank that much at all last night, but here I am. And there goes my battery. More later.

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Utterly and thoroughly bored. It’s Saturday night and I’m currently holed up in an abandoned tent somewhere in the woods in Bournemouth. It’s not waterproof so I will probably get soaked (it’s ju...

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And then some. Strap in, you ain’t gonna believe this one. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to stash my rucksack in order to go drinking unencumbered.  I think you know where this is going. Luc...

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Well now. I’ve got two bottles of cheap plonk bought from Tesco and I’m feelin’ fine. I’m writing this out on my iPod’s Notes app, and I’ll copypaste it whenever I’m online next. This is handy as...

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I’m in Salisbury, with the intent of heading to Bournemouth, perhaps. I don’t really know what I’m doing, if truth be told. I’m at this stage where plans are for other people. I should really try...

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Well. Turns out that going legit is more expensive than I thought. An iTunes card costs a minimum of fifteen quid. Not currently in my budget. Still, it’s my birthday in a few weeks, so if anyone...

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Hey, so, been a little while. My iPod died a horrible death. Luckily, that very same night I found an iPod Touch on a park bench, so I’m back online again - huzzah. Autocorrect is a faggot but at...

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Jesus Wept, where to begin. Kay, you know this weird fucking legal high going around at the moment known simply as “spice”? Here, have a look at this, but don’t expect any real-world info, since ...

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My deviated septum appears to be getting worse. I’d be worried about a tumor or something if the other side wasn’t so concave. I hope this isn’t something I’ll need correcting at some point, but ...

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Only got a few minutes so let’s make this brief. Still in Brighton, got a nasty cold, almost got my phone unlocked (but needs a SIM, no getting around that), so there’s that. Got some great tunes...

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I’ve gotta go someplace I’ve never been before. The wanderlust is acting up. Problem is, this country is so fucking depressing right now. I’m having a hard time justifying my own existence. Nothi...

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So I bumped into Wozzer and we ended up embarking upon a pub crawl that spanned three towns. I found an iPhone 5 on the bus, with no contacts on the SIM card or the phone and no pictures or anyth...

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So. She dumped me. Oh, it was amicable enough, I guess, but the downshot of this is that I am homeless again. I’m doing okay. A few false starts (such as me spending two weeks off my head on var...

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Have you noticed this current trend? This “X Challenge” thing? Listen, sheep, let me clue you in on something. It’s not a challenge if the thing you are “challenged” (quotation marks because fuc...

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So, according to Oxfam, the so-called “1%” will own as much wealth as half of the rest of the world by next year. The “1%”, in case anyone was wondering, makes up 85 people. That’s not a lot of p...

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Every time someone mentions OpenDiary on Prosebox, an angel commits hara kiri. OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things I have ever atte...

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Let’s see… woke up, tried not to vomit, worried a tooth for a while, played some video-games, waited for contentment. Ain’t gonna find it, so I set off for the shop. People around. Jesus, I hate ...

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