The other day I was sitting in my home when I heard drip drop on my roof. I looked out my window and I saw nothing but blue sky. I thought this was very odd. Well it didn’t take long for the quiet drip drops to turn into a torrid of drip drops that loudly danced on my metal roof. It could of been the Copper River Cloggers for all I knew. Well I figured I need to investigate this commotion further so I went outside protected by the cover of my carport. Geez I looked out across the street I saw what I thought were 1 inch raindrops with that blue sky blanketing the horizon. Now I said to myself that there must be a rainbow going on in all this action. A beautiful rainbow I thought. So I bravely stepped out and into the one inch raindrops. As the raindrops poured down on me, I looked over my shoulder to the south and there in all its beauty and splendor was a rainbow. A thick, brightly covered bar curved from one end to the other. The ribbons of color were so prodigious that it elicited awe to my eyes and my mind. Ok I’m thinking I got to get into action. I hopped into Maureen (That’s my car’s name. She is fiery red just like the hair color of my Irish cousin who passed years ago and whom I named her after.) looking to find the end of the rainbow. You know the place where all the gold is. Now it didn’t take me long to get up to the rainbow. I quickly noticed that there wasn’t a soul anywhere to be found. I got out of Maureen and went right to the rainbow and told the rainbow to follow me. Yes you can talk to rainbows, well at least this one you could. I hopped right back into Maureen and drove a short ways with the rainbow right behind me. I just successfully hijacked a rainbow. I was excited. I came to a giant field of tall grass. As I got out of car and walked up to the north side of the rainbow, there it was a black kettle with gold coins over flowing. I did, I did it, I hijacked a rainbow and I’m a rich man. No more homelessness. No more financial dependency. Worries released. I can help my friends. Gurls will finally have sex with me. Yes life was going to be different. Anyways I lived happily ever after.........................​..............................​..............................​..............................​....................... In my dreams.

Epilogue: In my next dream I think I’m going to be a frog that turns into a prince who marries the beautiful princess Cindy Lou who lets down more than her long beautiful hair.