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Razzie nominations in full
Worst Picture Basic Instinct 2 (a.k.a. Basically, It Stinks, Too) Sony/Columbia Bloodrayne Romar Entertainment Lady In The Water Warner Bros. Little Man Sony/Revolution Wicker Man ...
Hey folks
So, ex flatmate (and flatmates ex) has finally moved out. The flat is a hell of a lot less cluttered than it was before. And thankfully, her and flatmate have come to an agreement over the NTL...
Democrat Richardson seeks office
Bill Richardson, governor of the US state of New Mexico, has become the latest Democrat to declare an interest in the 2008 presidential election. He has announced that he is setting up a presi...
getting there.
So, I’m getting things sorted in my head. Not quite there yet but an improvement over the last few days. Yesterday I said something to someone that I knew would hurt them. And I know that I w...
Announcement
William Forbes would like it to be known that this year his birthday, annually scheduled for January 19th, has been cancelled. He has fuck all woth celebrating so he’s not bothering.
Miss Misery – Eliot Smith
I’ll fake it through the day With some help from Johnny Walker Red Send the poison rain down the drain To put bad thoughts in my head Two tickets torn in half And a lot of nothing to do Do you m...
Apology
I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I’m a huge fuck up. I’m sorry that I’m not an infinately better person than I am I’m sorry that I tried to convince any of you that I have any sort of talent whatsoe...
Blair to apologise to America.
Central Reservation Affiliated Press: Downing Street comfirmed today that the Prime Minister will issue a “full, frank and sincere” apology to America during the next session of Prime Ministers...
Now I know my ABC’s…
Yoinkededededed from Angie. Cos she rocks. THE LETTER A: Are you available?: For weddings, parties and bar mitzhas. What is your age?: 28. But not for long. (Blub!) What annoys you?: More th...
‘Who’ will take the Wonder Woman role.
Central Reservation Affiliated Press: Dr. who actor David Tennant has ended weeks of speculation and announced that he will indeed be leaving the show during it’s fourth series. But the reason...
Hello. My name is John. Apparently.
So, Friday I ended up drinking in the union with a couple of friends, just generally shooting the shit and putting the world to rights. Hell, it beats the soul destroying having to look for a f...
Ten for ten
A couple of people on my favourites list have done this so, here goes… The rules: 1. List ten things you want to say to 10 people but know you never will. 2. Don’t say who they are. 3. Reade...
Steven Colbert, Bill O’Reilly to trade appearances
BY: Actress Archives | Wednesday, January 10, 2007 When it comes to news anchors, Katie Couric and Charles Gibson have nothing on Bill O’Reilly and Stephen Colbert. O’Reilly’s Fox News sho...
2006 survey
1.) Where did you ring in 2006? Aberdeen city centre 2.) What was your status by Valentine’s Day? Single 3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)? College, yeah 4.) How did you earn your...
Promising Troops Where They Arent Really Wanted
By SABRINA TAVERNISE and JOHN F. BURNS BAGHDAD, Jan. 10 As President Bush challenges public opinion at home by committing more American troops, he is confronted by a paradox: an Iraqi governme...
Strong feet!
Due to the aforementioned internet issues at the flat, I’m using a friends log in details in the university library to go online (which is majorly annoying due to whichever bastard version of IE...
Heavy
So, here I am back in Middlesbrough after the holidays. The journey down was ok, not including the delay outside Edinburgh train station which meant I missed my connection. So, got my loan thr...
They have made a killing
The US has spent a million dollars for every dead Iraqi – is that what they mean by value for money? Terry Jones Saturday January 6, 2007 The Guardian Early this year the Bush administration...
My Fine Is $270.60
Did acid — $5 Ever had sex at church — $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25 Had sex for money — $100 Ever had se...
FBI workers saw Guantanamo abuse
An internal report by the FBI has catalogued a long list of abuses of prisoners held at the US detention centre in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. At least 26 agency employees say they witnessed inmat...
Sorry folks
First off, I’m really sorry about the lack of proper updates recently. I’ve had some seriously heavy shit happen to me in the past couple of months and I’m still trying to get my head around it...
Democrats To Start Without GOP Input
Quick Passage of First Bills Sought By Lyndsey Layton and Juliet Eilperin Washington Post Staff Writers Tuesday, January 2, 2007; A01 As they prepare to take control of Congress this week and ...
French marchers say ‘non’ to 2007
Hundreds of protesters in France have rung in the New Year by holding a light-hearted march against it. Parodying the French readiness to say “non”, the demonstrators in the western city of Nan...
The 2006 Darwin Awards
Hammer of Doom 2006 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (August 2006, Brazil) August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by dr...
A couple of jokes
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog really seemed to be enjoyi...
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