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28th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees
Worst Picture Bratz, Lionsgate Daddy Day Camp, Sony/Tri-Star/Revolution I Know Who Killed Me, Sony/Tri-Star I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Universal Norbit, Dreamworks Worst Actor Ni...
Hippo birfway! *EDIT*
Today is Saturday, January 19, 2008. This is the 19th day of the year, with 347 days remaining in 2008. Holidays Feast day of St. Canute IV of Denmark, Saints Abachum and Audifax, St. Fillan o...
Fun weekend. *EDIT*
Saturday, after getting kicked out of the library, I headed over to the union to see if anyone I knew was there. One friend was and he bought me a drink. We chatted for a bit, he asked me to g...
I may complain about the place…
…but at least life in Boro is never boring: Men held over suspicious package A suspicious package dumped outside a shopping centre on Teesside has been detonated in a controlled explosion. Po...
This is goona be a long one…
This is actually an amalgam of about three different entries. Y’see, I tend to think “I’ll read my favourites, leave notes (where applicable), check the boards, see what’s been put into the pol...
12 sentances…
I’ve seen a few different versions of this floating around ODland, but as this was the first one I saw, it’s the one I’m doing. The first sentance of the first entry of every month last year: ...
My favourite place on Earth *EDITX2*
Yesterday I had a very, very relaxing day as I went with my parents to visit my gran. She lives in a very, very small village called Sandhaven. It’s about an hour drive away from Aberdeen. He...
Sex DVDs show Malaysian minister
Malaysian Health Minister Chua Soi Lek has admitted that he is the man who features in two widely circulated DVDs of an unmarried couple having sex. He said he had apologised to the prime minis...
The Peoples Interview: williamthebloody
2007 SPECIAL! Yup that’s right, I’m about to answer the questions you asked about my year in 2007. So, let’s get right to it. First up was findingsunshine: Did you make any resolutions for yo...
Stuff
First of all, camera! Yup I do now have a new digital camera. I found one in it’s box in the dining room, was having a look at the spec on the box and my mum asked if I wanted it as an early b...
Thank you
Seriously, thanks to all of you for the responses to yesterday’s edit. It’s kinda bizarre that the last thing I said before the end of my last entry (apart from asking for questions, which I’m ...
Head meet desk. Repeat untill unconcious *EDIT*
So, here’s a thing. I was informed earlier in the month that my contribution based JSA would run out on the 18th. Not wanting things to be dragged out over the holidays, I immediately went to ...
Hey you guys! *EDIT*
I’m just waiting for my younger brother to come ans pick me up to take me to the perental units for pressies and Chrimbo dinner. So I thought I’d wish you all the best of the day, whether or no...
Peace at last… *EDIT*
I’m flatsitting for my sister and brother in law at the moment. And, as a result, I’m not being followed around by a large black shadow. My mums dog Tia has taken to following me all round the...
D’you think I could make a script of this? *EDIT*
Previously on Broken Laptops: After being messed about for the best part of the week, I finally find out that the places I need to take my laptop are miles away and I will not be able to get it...
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITWEAZELS!*EDITX3*
Previously in the saga of the laptop: I discover the problem and report it to HP HP gives some really stupid advice and I contact the place I bought it from And then I screw up So I got a res...
Hobbits!
ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER PETER JACKSON AND NEW LINE CINEMA JOIN WITH MGM TO PRODUCE THE HOBBIT, EAGERLY-ANTICIPATED FANTASY ADVENTURE EPIC NEW LINE AND MGM TO CO-PRODUCE AND SHARE WORLDWIDE D...
Amazing *D’OH! EDIT*
You read one book and get inspiration to start something. You read another and get inspiration as to where to go with it. I’ll have to write this by hand (it feels like a novel, not a script) ...
Millions of drivers’ data ‘lost’
The details of 3 million candidates for the driving theory test have gone missing, the BBC understands. The loss took place when the hard drive of a computer belonging to a private contractor t...
Well, that’s a lot of use!
Got the following advice from HP about the problem with my laptop: 3. Please perform a dry boot and check if the notebook powers ON. Steps for the same are given below: i. Ensure you bring the...
Frack! *EDIT*
My laptop has decided not to recognise when the power cable has been plugged in. Well, most of the time. Am currently laptopless, with a long journey to Aberdeen (no music, no videos on my com...
Hello!
I’ve been requested to write an update entry. So, here we are. Didn’t quite manage to get the rent problems sorted out, but that’s because housing benefits aren’t paying as much as I thought t...
Appeal over Aborigine rape ruling
Senior Australian lawyers are appealing against a judge’s decision to allow nine Aborigine males to walk free from court after admitting rape. Queensland Attorney General Kerry Shine labelled t...
Greek parrot in parking fine row
By Malcolm Brabant BBC News, Patras A legal battle is under way in the western Greek city of Patras over a parrot that is facing a $650 (£320; 444 euros) parking ticket. The local council says...
Drunken Pianist Falls Asleep During Theatre Show
Dec 5 2007 By Gordon Currie A DRUNKEN pianist who fell asleep during a theatre production of The Steamie ended up behind bars. The play descended into farce when Christine Aston was found asle...
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