Public

Entries 2,568

Page 43 of 103

August 10, 2009

Televisual Treats

SPOILER WARNING! You Have Been Watching The new TV outing for Charlie Brooker and the first not on a digital channel. This is, at first glance, a celebrity quiz show about TV programmes that h...


August 08, 2009

I’m done.

One more email then she’s out of my fucking life for fucking good. Whether she wants to be or not. Will Widgets & Flash Toys


August 07, 2009

A confession

I’m not actually Scottish. Click on certificate to make your own! Will Widgets & Flash Toys


August 04, 2009

Twitterpated

Why the fuck could they not just fucking phone me to tell me that the fucking appointment had to be fucking well cancelled! about 1 hour ago from digsby How you expect to run with the wolves co...


August 03, 2009

Just cos it’s funny.

Will Widgets & Flash Toys


August 01, 2009

So, how did it go?

Is probably not what you’re asking yourself, but I’m going to tell you anyway. So nyeh! I was panicking a bit about getting there, as the directions I was given were basically ‘catch this bus’...


So, here’s the story. I have an extreme fear of dentists. This was born when I went to the dentists years ago and was told that I needed a filling. In order to do this, the dentist had to dri...


Nine minute preview for The Prisoner remake: Will Widgets & Flash Toys


July 24, 2009

Help needed

So, here’s the thing. As some of you may well remember, I was planning to write and submit a story for a magazine with the opening line ‘My life is a sham.’ I got the story written and got fee...


July 23, 2009

Awesomesauce!

The BBC music for the moon landings was improvised by Pink Floyd. Read about it (and hear it) here Will Widgets & Flash Toys


July 20, 2009

Football question time

Mant thanks for the notes on the last entry. Some thought provoking stuff there. And, yes, I know I need to give you the answers to the lyrics quiz. Will do sometime this week. As you all kn...


I’ve heard that one of the strikes against Obama and Biden is that they seem too interlectual. I’ve heard that one of the things that Bush Jr. had going for him and that Palin has in her favour ...


An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Newcastle last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Byker. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying “bang out of order”, “mental” and ...


June 29, 2009

Lyrics quiz

Here you go. 30 songs for you to try abnd guess. A couple are covers so bonus points if you get the right artist as well (unless you just list all of ’em, cos that’s cheating). Answers at the...


June 27, 2009

Hey

So, I was sat in my room on Thursday night watching Famous, Rich and Homeless when my roommate came in and informed me that Michael Jackson had died. I was floored. I’m not afraid, nor have I ...


June 22, 2009

My weekend.

Over the weekend I: Watched some BSG (including BSG at the UN), MST3K shorts and Cupid, Watched Sweeney Todd, Hellboy 2, Idiocracy, Good Night, And Good Luck and Reefer Madness, Got my TTZ th...


June 18, 2009

Bloody hellfire!

I don’t know what’s causing it exactly, but lately, whenever I’ve unplugged my laptop to go for a smoke and then plugged it back in, it’s completely and utterly frozen. Meaning I have to perfor...


Well, till the end of January anyway (it won’t let me go back any further). Starting with the most recent, cos I can’t be bothered reorganising it. Have also removed @ replies and retweets. D...


June 09, 2009

Various stuff *EDIT*

I was thinking about writing an entry about the fall out from Sunday nights European election results, but I can’t be bothered right now. (Unless anyone would like to read it.) But if, like me...


Tania Branigan, Beijing guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 3 June 2009 22.56 BST It is 20 years since Ding Zilin stood by her gate and waited for her son. “What came were students with tattered cloth...


June 02, 2009

This one goes out to…

Although it may not seem like it from this diary, I’m actually quite a shy, introverted, private person. The reason that all my entries (apart from the occasional comp) is public with all notes...


A while ago, Wil Wheaton put me onto a website called Ficlets. Then AOL (who owned the site) decided in their infinite <strike>dumbassery</strike>wisdom to close said site. (Sadly,...


May 30, 2009

GRRRRRRRRR!

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, ...


Buffy movie. Without Joss Whedon. Who in their right fucking mind could possibly think that this is a good idea? Seriously, who? Will Widgets & Flash Toys


…it’s all just a little bit of history repeated. So, remember the second thing I wrote about in this entry? Well, Stuart didn’t last with that girl. And everything was fine. Until about a we...


Book Description

All my old OD entries