Timmy™ ⋅ 40
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Almost down 30 Imperial Units. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wanted to write about flow state and my weekly sleep/lifting/food cycle. But upon looking at my lifting week, oh man. There’s too much lifting jargon. I’m not saying I can’t articulate it. ...
It's not intelligent. in The Napkin.
You know how Windows and Mac is just a GUI over an infrastructure we used to interact with directly? So-called AI is nothing more than a search engine with a glossy output system. Whatever it’s...
Endogenous OCD. in The Napkin.
I’m not sure if there’s another term for this. I’ve met people with some serious clinical OCDs. I have more… set tendencies. I’m consistent! We all find little ways that things work for us, a...
Portions & meals, not calories. in The Napkin.
So, rest day from the gym. Skipped my oatmeal and went straight to my lb of ground meat. Today, ground chicken. With half a bag of spinach on top, of course. (Season, cover 15 minutes medium-...
BJJ. in The Napkin.
Every time I see this shorthand. I mentally know it’s a shorthand for a form of martial parts. A form of exercise. But my brain sees BJ first. And thinks it’s some kind of athletic fellatio ...
Front Left Pocket. in The Napkin.
That’s where my wallet goes these days. I’m not sure entirely when I started placing it there. I had it on a chain in my back right pocket for years. Retired the chain, stayed in the back right...
Now with 12% less Timmy™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The overhead light in my living room is lighting not unlike the gym. I can’t help but pose in the mirror and think that’s me? Meanwhile, bathroom lighting tends not to be as good. All you see i...
"How are you?" is an invasive question. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
How are you? What is your current emotional status? How is your body feeling? How is your family feeling? Are your cats okay? Is your relationship healthy? How are your kids? What is your ...
Seven Months Until NaNoWriMo. in The Napkin.
When I’m not sketching The Next Routine, or jotting down periodization for lifts across rep ranges, I let my mind wander into NaNoWriMo brainstorming. It’s never too early to start. Every year I ...
In a month, it's gonna be in The Napkin.
Took a job first shift. I’m assuming 4a-1p is first shift. Because I’m insane (and have no life), I get up around 11pm, so I can hit the gym around 12-2am. Pretty quiet that time of morning. E...
I am getting out of bed. in The Napkin.
Not a declaration or mission statement. Just an annotation. I’ve had patches where I haven’t wanted to get out of bed at all. Whether exhaustion or just not wanting to face the day. My ridicul...
Lifting Wisdom. in The Napkin.
If it’s easy on paper, prove it. If it feels difficult, practice until it becomes easier. No idea if this generalizes. It uh. Makes sense in my head.
Flow State. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’d swear I tried writing about this concept, but it was definitely years ago. At least in terms of lifting, I like working in three week cycles. It’s… not unlike college semesters. How long bet...
Pink Vaper. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Got a month dry earlier this week. How to describe it for the normies… Eh, you wouldn’t understand. It’s not even like there was despair this relapse. But then again, that might be why it laste...
The Personhood of Theseus. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The concept of “growing up” and “acting/being” an adult is silly. Almost a misconception. As if we Pokemon morph into a different person. I don’t know a single friend who has drastically changed....
Hey Blinkin. in The Napkin.
So. I’m heading into my neighborhood Walmart. I seem to get the attention of some middle school boys. One asks “Excuse me, sir, are you Abe Lincoln?” Still walking, I smile and say, “Not today.” ...
How to Restore Abortion Rights. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was thinking about horeshoe theory. And trolling. How, when faced with an opposition’s stance that is so ridiculous, you can’t help but troll them with something equally ridiculous. Vegan say...
Stranger Things season 4 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I know why it felt off. This season shouldn’t have been binged. Instead, it was dumped mostly at once. The first season, definitely, makes you wanting more. Tight script. I initially felt...
What is Seinfeld. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is something my dad watched when I was a kid. Seinfeld at 7pm, Simpsons at 7:30pm. Monday through Friday. My sister would usually join me for Simpsons. I didn’t get Seinfeld as a kid. I’d si...
Intarwebs Slang. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time of instagram, doomscrolling. I’m not shy about it being my current waste of time. Now, the youtube comment section tends to be populated by peopl...
Friends, Interrupted. in The Napkin.
Watching Girl, Interrupted for the first time. When did that come out, 25 years ago? Fascinating how so many of my girl friends identified with that movie. It’s clear they didn’t mean it literall...
Kissing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Not sure how this came to mind. I think I was thinking about the last girl I kissed, and this somehow got me thinking about Ally. I made out with her at the 4th of July party years ago, but as ...
Show, don't tell. in The Napkin.
When I was in third grade, I was sent to Mrs. Green’s room. I didn’t understand at the time. I had issues reading. Understanding. I don’t remember what we collectively were supposed to learn. I d...
Wish we could record dreams. in The Napkin.
Interesting dream. One of my earlier ones, so there wasn’t much visual. There are times when you might think if you do nothing, nothing will happen. However, we’re like a piece of raw chicken in ...
Fences belong outside. in The Napkin.
I never learned how to do 5th grade insults. I find them confusing and I never know how to reply. And it’s frustrating when I get upset and reply with anger, only to be told “you can’t get upse...
