This is from my days in the medical profession.
For the truly bored out there. Actual conversation
“Do you really think men notice your feet?”
“Well, I wear sandals a lot”
“Seriously, if all he notices are your feet, something is wrong”
(turn to the man in the room)
“Without looking, What color are her toe nails?”
“I have no idea.” (Pink, by the way, was the correct answer)
“What color are her eyes?”
(Mind you the guy is her husband)
“Hazel”
(Wife turns head and looks at husband)
“Hazel?” Where did you get Hazel? Your eyes are Hazel. MINE ARE BROWN! So help me if I notice your ex-wife’s eyes are Hazel you will be sorry.
(I left them alone in the room for about 15 minutes to figure out what was missing from that relationship)
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