The Mind Is The First Thing To Go in Life After 60

Brain fog. Somedays the train does come all the way back to the station. While there are numerous unpleasant ways to die, cancer and dementia are in the top 5 in my book. And I am putting that appointment off as long as I can, which in reality I have little if any control over, but it’s nice to think I do.
I park in the same aisle when I go to Walmart so I can remember where I parked. I have two vehicles and the remotes match the color of the vehicles so I can look and know which one I am looking for. And even then there have been times when I was looking for the black one and was in the red one. The mind is going fast.
But to top it all off, just about the time I get used to where items are at Walmart, they move them! Why? Just because they can? No, it is a marketing strategy. Along with a sadistic attempt to drive Seniors crazy. “I know it was here last week, where did they move it now?”
The real problem, for us conspiracy theorists out there, the preservatives in the food and drinks we consume are killing us. And they say the mind is the first to go. Where was I going with this post? Oh, yeah, time for lunch. Have a great day.