Here's Your Sign in Life After 60

Bill Engvall is a pure genius in my opinion. I have often said that had my high school principal let me be the class clown I would have been pretty good at stand up comedy. But he knew I would need a good education to get through life. And he was right.
You can tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and they will believe you, tell them the paint is wet and they have to see for themselves. Much like trusting a pharmacist to be able to read a doctors writing and prescribe the right medication, and yet, tell them the bag is empty, they have to look.
I wonder what part of the brain is going without oxygen that causes us to do stupid things? It’s like watching someone touch the handle on a skillet three or four times really fast like it is going to cool down. (Yeah, I have been guilty of a few of these.)
Of course, I blame mine on the aging process of the brain, and the medications my doctor gives me that has the side effects of lightheadedness and fatigue, which is what I was complaining of before the visit! Do they not pay attention? Here is your sign!