Why wash a glass when you can drink the last shot of bourbon from the bottle, all classy-like?
Finish the last half of, “For a few dollars more.” Gorge on IMBD trivia that you’ve already read twice before. Drink every time someone shoots a hat.
Set the book you were going to read nearby, as though that’s a bit better than leaving it on the table in the adjacent room.
Regret eating the whole pizza.
That about covers it.
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