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i just had the funniest dream in Soul Barfin'

  • Sept. 4, 2013, 2:24 p.m.
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I was catching the D train going uptown and I took it one stop when the doors opened and this crazy Japanese lady started talking over the loudspeaker saying weird quotes about death and warning everyone to get off the train now. I stayed on because I really was in a hurry. She then put the train in reverse without closing the doors and we started going downtown extremely fast skipping all stops. Everyone was freaking out including myself and I really wished I had just gotten off. The whole time she was singing creepy death songs over the loud speaker and we got the feeling that she was going to drive off the tracks and kill herself and all of us. So then this woman from another car came into ours with this big bottle of alcohol that she had and she was like "Everyone take a shot since we are going to die I want to die drunk". So I took one and my friend did and I guess Steve Carrell was next to me and he took one too. Then the train got above ground and the lady on the loudspeaker started talking about her boyfriend who cheated on her. We immediately began to feel safe because she had mentioned that she was going to kill the boyfriend. We figured she would just run him over with the train and we would all survive. So just before we got to Coney Island we heard a thump and the train stopped and my friend and I jumped off but she closed the doors quickly and sped away with Steve Carrel still on the train. The last visual in the dream was Steve sitting in the train wearing a winter coat and hat looking terrified as the train went away.

I woke up thinking that was the most entertaining dream I have ever had.


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