Welcome To The Twilight Zone in Life After 60

Your favorite clothing item goes in the dryer. 45 minutes later as you are folding the laundry you take note of your favorite clothing item is missing. You have entered, The Twilight Zone. Did the item disappear into the Bermuda Triangle of lost items or have you crossed into a different dimension of time in which you do not own said item?
Maybe it is the early onset of dementia or Alzheimers. Or maybe your dryer actually ate the item. And it’s not just the laundry. Everyday kitchen items are missing. I used to own two pizza cutters. Put them into the dishwasher and one disappeared. For the conspiracy theorist among us, it’s a plot to make us spend more money replacing the lost items. Does Elton John know something we don’t? I’ve seen the saucers?
Supernatural phenomenon or what have you there are some things that are just unexplainable. Maybe it was just the pizza I had breakfast or my medication. The world may never know!