The Magic Potion That Makes Me Like You in Life After 60

Going to hang out my gang, Jim, Jack, and Bud. Or perhaps I will just set sail with Capt. Morgan to some Island get away. Whichever there are times and people I don’t like being around. My problem is I haven’t found a magic potion that makes me like some folks.
Relationships are like alcohol. At first, it tasted good, then it feels good, then it makes you sick. Yep, that sounds like several of my past relationships. Alcohol enhances your personality so if you’re already a jackass then no one will know the difference.
After my marriage ended I remained friends with my ex. Hey just because we couldn’t live together no need in being mortal enemies. We had some personal business we needed to take care of and one of the ladies she worked with was a notary. I went to her place of employment, got the papers signed and left. A few minutes later my ex calls laughing her head off. The story that follows is true.
“Teresa said that we act like we get along. I told her we did. I told her I like you, but then I liked all animals and you were a real jack-ass!”–So much for a magic potion. Now if you will excuse me I have some thinking drinking to do.