FORGETABOUTIT !!!!!! in LIFE OF A D.O.M. WIDOWER LIVING ON THE NJ SHORE

    I was given an invitation last night by Doris for tomorrow afternoon and evening. It was to accompany her to a Birthday Party tomorrow in Brooklyn NY for her sisters birthday.
    Her sisters are heavy. Drinkers and people. Also at the party would be Doris’ ex who had once dated her sister and sisters. The party is from 1400 hours to Satin only knows when.
   Doris and I are not drinkers. We would be the only non drinkers.
   I told Doris that I would buy a birthday card for her to send to her sister and even pay Fedex charges to get the card to Brooklyn in time for the Saturday  Party. 
  Other than that I do not intend to touch this invitation with the Basketball Center of the Polish National Team, a Ten Foot Pole.
 Bad pun; bad joke and bad idea to attend.