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Here's a quick guide to MMORPG-speak for those who have lives.
Aggro - Sex appeal to enemies. The MMORPGs are all about whomever has the prettiest and sexiest armor, so tell the whole undead-dragon castle about it with your friends and group members.
Buff - Viagra doses for people's characters.
Crit - When the game decides to shit with you by randomly doing more damage than you usually do making you think that you actually achieved something in the game.
DPS - Dick Punishing Speed, this is the fastest way to steal money from medieval hookers.
Epic - Usually a UBER RARE that people in China will kill you for IRL.
Farmer - A Korean or Chinese person working in a sweatshop in some god-forsaken shit city somewhere in south Korea. They are well known for pissing you off in-game by forcing you to buy massive amounts of gold for like two fucking dollars. Their Gold:Hourly Wage ratio is about 100:15 cents.
G.I.R.L. - Guy in real life, where 99% of the female characters that are either 13 year old confused boy or 40 year old virgin man (see No girls on the internet).
Grind - This is 90% of a MMORPG, the other 10% are wacky novelty items like Christmas hats.
Guild - A group of players, banded together with a crummy tag or logo. This is where a lot of drama comes into MMORPGs. See also circlejerk.
LFG/MP - Looking for Genitalia/My Penis. A condition where players become too Fat IRL and are no longer able to locate their sex organs. LFG can also refer to a meth-using Christfag on a certain site.
Loot - The reason why anybody plays an MMORPG. It ranges from a criminal's rectal hair (quest item) to a gigantic AssFuck-Mace. Without loot, an MMORPG will cease to exist.
Lvl - Short for "level," a rough measure of how much time and money you've spent on the game. Used mainly to determine whether you're about to get raped by the guy you just picked a fight with.
Ninja - Normal person who realizes waiting 6 months for their turn to loot is absurd. Also see troll.
Party - Huge bonanza with girls and beer... Just kidding, all MMO players are Asexual fags
PK - Player Killer, a true internet tough guy with an epenis length of at least 100.
Pug - Prostitutes n'Underage Group. This term is where unskilled players (Usually 10 year old players who play as Gnomes) find cheap whores off the city streets to hopefully do a dungeon with because they don't have any real friends that'll help them get the lootz. May also refer to the type of dog that the player is interested in screwing. Only applies to furries, although, sadly, there are a fuckton of furfags in MMOs.
PvE - Player vs Environment, the type of gameplay where pussy-players must sign a fine-printed contract to battle each other.
PvP - Player vs Player, this is where epenis comes into MMORPGs. Usually involves slamming your face into the keyboard while masturbating.
Raid - What hardcore gamers have to spray under their giant guts to keep the roaches away.
RMT - Real money trader, yes, people actually spend their IRL money on in game cashmonies.
Tank - A physically strong player that weaker classes will use as a shield. Can easily be played by the retarded, or even Azns.
Toon - The gayest way to refer to a character ever. Don't use it, unless you are a thirty year-old woman.
WTB/S - Want to buy/sell. Players usually sell "magic ass dust" or overpriced-shit-quality-weaponry they recently pulled out of a bear's penis after slaying it and taking VIAGRA.
Further reading: http://www.eq2flames.com/ http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/07/loyolauniversityprofessor_be.html and LULZ http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Online-gamer-killed-for-selling-virtual-weapon/2005/03/30/1111862440188.html
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