Taco Bell in General

  • Nov. 8, 2017, 2:02 a.m.
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Being the rocket scientist I am, after two days of something approximating the stomach flu I went to Taco Bell. Who fucking does that?

Me.

I got up at 5AM on Sunday to prep for my flight. Went through the bathroom routine, made coffee.

I was going over the procedures we were practice while eating an Icelandic yogurt - that’s a thing now, look it up.

When.

I found myself saying “uh oh.” and racing for the bathroom.

Houston, we have liftoff.

Then I was rushing to the bathroom every five minutes.

At about 630 I texted my flight instructor asking to reschedule. The last thing I want to be involved in is being at the controls of an aircraft in a 45 degree turn and then suddenly shit myself.

A good call, all things considered.

Whew. That went on until today. I have no idea what I walked into.

Next flight Friday or Saturday. Saturday is Veterans Day.

I called Glenn to see if he wanted to do the lunch at the Tilted Kilt. And…friends with girlfriends aren’t really friends anymore.

Maybe I should ask my Dad if he wants to go. 1/2 price everything, and girls in really short skirts!

Assuming I don’t have a flight scheduled for Saturday afternoon.


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