A very daft survey. in Hot town, summery in the city - 2017

If you had a pig, what would you name it?
Either Spider Pig or Bacon… Hey, I love bacon, it would be a fitting name!

On which side is your toilet paper in your bathroom?
The left side as you face the loo but the right as you’re sitting there. It’s really awkward to reach too.

Lamps or Ceiling Lights?
(Said in a Yorkshire accent) Ooh, I don’t like the top light on, too bright! Lots of lamps around the room for mood lighting.

Which is worse: finger prick or a shot? Finger prick. I hate the things. I give blood every three or four months and the finger prick sends adrenaline through my arm while the actual (huge) needle doesn’t bother me at all!

Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
Obviously! I was a child once you know! I’ve also held it against my hand and claimed you could see the blood because it made my fingers flow red!

When was the last time you fell over?
A couple of weeks ago while ice skating! Before that was May when I went flying over a tree root on Wimbledon Common (I was running a half marathon) . The words I screamed made the Wombles blush!

What do you do when it snows?
Hope for school to be cancelled, run on fresh virgin snow, make snow angels.

Name a Random Vegetable.
This is hard, the last person wrote parsnip which is now the one in my mind but it’s one of the few veggies i can’t stand… Broccoli.

What do you think would happen if a pig ate sunscreen?
It’s poo wouldn’t burn.

Elf ears or a witch nose?
Definitely the ears, just think of the piercings!

Do you do the mash potato?
Only if you’ll love me, now that I can dance.

Love at first sight: Possible?
I cannot brush aside what others say they have experienced. I certainly had like-A-very-bloody-lot at first sight with R.

Are you a graduate?
In what way? I have qualifications.

Favorite Harrison Ford?
Research time… Hold on.... I’m back, did you miss me? I had to check its name. Regarding Henry

Math is…

…The building blocks of the universe.

What type of device are you using right now?
Android - second hand LG and there’s a line of screen that no longer responds.

Is Google your homepage?
I don’t have a homepage.

Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
I only use Facebook, that doesn’t make it good! Can I say Prosebox?

Dinosaurs are…
In the wrong tense - dinosaurs were pretty cool.

How much do you perspire?
You every seen me after a run honey? I could cause a serious flood!

Would you perform on Broadway?
Yes, I would love a small part. I played the lead in a pantomime in Covent garden in the 90s. It was fun.

Would you perform in a Commercial?
Only if I believed in the product.

Would you perform in the Superbowl?
I could sing the national anthem… “God save our gracious queen… Hey, why you throwing tea at me?!”

What’s your meaning in life?
Being myself, only better.

Do you participate in Hanukkah?
No, but all religious festivities interest me.

Define Rap in two words.
I cannot because rap isn’t as clear cut as that. There’s good rap and shit rap. Good rap can be awesome while shit rap, well it’s all in the name!

What is the difference in a fruit and and a vegetable?
A fruit has seeds

What is your IQ?
IQ is irrelevant. Kindness is relevant.

Favorite Movie?
Fried Green Tomatoes.

Religion?
Oh come on, you know I don’t talk about this!

How do you exert the most energy?
Living (although running probably uses a lot of it!)

Pineapple reminds you of…
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

On a scale of one to penguin, how random are YOU?
Rhubarb and ginger jam.