Yesterday, I took a glorious three and a half hour nap beginning at 1:30 and it subsequently messed up my sleep schedule. When will I learned? As a result towards that, and a tendency towards trueacy, I elected to stay home rather than go to my single, two-hour class today. Thank goodness for lecture capture!
I was, of course, punished for playing hookie. I woke up and stumbled to the bathroom to pee, without putting my glasses on, and upon return to the bedroom, noticed an odd, somewhat foul smell. I took note of it, thought it odd, and then crawled back into bed to snuggle/doze with Aaron until he had to get up for work. Once he got up, I put on my glasses, got ready to exit the bedroom and was met with a horrific vision of where the odd smell was coming from. A fucking pile of vomited up feces. Motherfucker. My dear, sweet, disgusting Stanley is prone to eating poo on occasion and, apparently on this occasion, it did not agree with him. I do not know what qualities make one poo more disagreeable than another as one would think all poos would be disagreeable. I am incredibly thankful that he did not vomit on the bed, again, though. That is the ultimate in torture. I left the bedroom and found another disgusting pile of poobarf in the living room. Wish that experience, which I would expect to be absolutely awful, would teach the little shit not to eat...well, shit. Cleaning up that mess what a most delightful way to start my day. At least I didn't step in it. That's always a lovely barefooted experience.
I had an eye exam today and am so excited to get my new glasses. They're a plastic black frame with with a pearlescent white border. They look a little vintagey and suit my face rather well. I'll have to post pictures once they're mine....my precious...
I also figured out what my very well be the perfect solution to my dress dilemma. I ordered a lovely, shaping garter belt from ModCloth and it's pretty perfect. I can position it so it doesn't show in the low back of my dress and the stocking clasps should not, for the most part, peak out at the hemline. It's smoothing but doesn't give my a muffin top and it's kind of sexy. This is it:
I should also be able to wear full-on, non-thong underwear under it without creating a panty line. Huzzah! Plus it makes me feel a bit like a pinup girl.
I should go watch another lecture. I watched the two hours of Small Animal Ultrasound I missed this morning but we also have a class, Small Animal Anesthesia, where we have prerecorded lectures. I should start watching them as I have an exam sometime next week. So far, I love this semester, though. I only have a handful of whole, 8-5 days and many where I am done at noon. It is beautiful.
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