Random telemarketers start calling after 4pm. Earlier I read some advice on how to handle them. Ignoring has been my strategy for a long time, but I’m bored so I picked up the axe.
A call came in a few minutes ago. I picked up and in my best DJ voice said “WKBB, you’re on the air with Mikey, what’s on your mind?”
I think I heard the person swallow their tongue.
Next time I’m using “It’s done, but there is blood everywhere. What do you want me to do with the bodies?”
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