I'm that person in Life

  • Jan. 1, 2016, 11:39 p.m.
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You know, in ever horror movie made, there’s that one person who hears the strange sound and goes out to check. It doesn’t matter how much you yell at them, they go out and dun dun dunnnnnn they’re done. (you have to sing the dun dun part) I was sitting here watching tv (Flea Market Flip - at least it wasn’t something scary) and I hear this awful sound on my roof. The whole freaking house is falling apart, so I went flying out, because ....well…I don’t know why. I realized later, that had it been something serious, I would have been in trouble. I didn’t get a flashlight, my phone, a weapon - anything. As it turns out - I was fine. It was squirrels. I don’t know how many all together, but there were two hugely fat fox squirrels on the roof. It’s the wrong time of year for amorous pursuits, so I guess they were just playing. Stupid squirrels! :D At least it wasn’t Freddy or Jason or some other psycho. I’m back inside and they’re still running around up there. Very loud on the tin roof. (The big sound, I now realize, was them jumping from the tree to the roof.)
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Last updated January 01, 2016


Jigger January 02, 2016

Sometimes, I wish I had a great big dog. But Marline with me behind her carrying a bat will have to do.

dream seeker Jigger ⋅ January 02, 2016

Most chihuahuas think they're a Rottweiler, so in her mind, she's going to tear them up. :D

Jigger dream seeker ⋅ January 02, 2016

Lawdy, when those two stray pit mixes were going after my cat in a trap, and we came running out to save him? I had to physically grab her and throw her back up on the porch, twice, to keep her from taking off down the street after them, gimpy leg and all! Don't mess with the 'hua.

dream seeker Jigger ⋅ January 02, 2016

Yep! Tiny, but mighty!! My dad's Chihuahua, Bo, was like that. The Newfoundland up the road was terrified of him.

terriberri January 02, 2016

lol.....poor thing....your heart must have been pounding out of your chest!

Flugendorf January 02, 2016

The other night, with my room pitch black, something ran across the roof. It had to have been big. It had to have been loud. And I'm guessing it had to have been on top of the roof, because really it sounded like inside my room something the size of a turkey vulture flew with a great clatter from one end of my room to the other.
When I turned on the light nothing was knocked over or disturbed, and there was no sign. So it had to have been up on top of the roof.
I hope.

Small Town Girl January 05, 2016

The slut and the jock are always the first to die. Probably because they sneak away from the group to have a quickie in the woods! But yes, cowering under the sheets with a weapon is smarter than investigating!!

Deleted user January 11, 2016

You are a hero woman !

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