I need.......
someone who truly loves me
even tho I’ve eleven toes
that thinks I’m very special
when they see me sans my clothes
be sleazy-louisey bawdy
and follow me at night
less of nice more naughty
run naked round in light
doesn’t want a caddy
they’ll love my Chevy truck
and when they get the hankering
they’ll just say let’s go f#@k
no trama or Obama
or Biden, Clinton, Trump
bullshit political drama
just skintight blue jeaned rump
I need someone to love me
just the way I am
I may not be a ribeye
and more a can of spam
One thing I assure you
right up to the end
I will always love you
your heart I’ll always mend
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