Flash Tuesday silly dialouge in Flash Friday

“John. John Synder.”
“Don’t know him.”
“You’re George Collins.”
“Yes, I do know me.”
“I’m introducing myself Mr. Collins, I’m John Synder.”
“Excellent, glad we’ve cleared that up. But, I’m afraid, you have a thing …”
“A thing?”
“An out, a back door, not graceful but one of those white lies gentlemen agree on to keep the conversation from becoming unpleasant.”
“But we’re not having a conversation yet …”
“Exactly, you have a thing.”
“Yes, I suppose I do. I have a thing for your daughter. I offer you three goats, one of child-bearing age, and a horse, A gelding, but a fine strong animal with several good years left on him.”
“Do you know what year it is?”
“is that a trick question? Or do you really not know?”
“John Synder, two minutes I didn’t know your name. Those were the good old days. These however are not. This 2015 and we do not exchange our daughters for goats and horses.”
“I was hoping that would set me apart from other suitors.”
“Oh. Well that it has. Most of her other suitors have the good sense to avoid meeting me at all.”
“I suspect their intentions are … untoward.”
“I suspect so, hence the good sense.”
“Mine, I assure you, are not.”
“Mr. Synder the intentions of man who owns three goats, one of child bearing age, a female I assume as this proposal could not possibly be more ridiculous than it seems, is already suspect, throw in a horse described merely as a Gelding and, well, there you have it …”
“Yes, there I have it, shall we shake on it?”
“I’ll give you three chickens to go away.”
“What sort of chickens?”
“Extra Crispy and in a bucket.”
“You mock me.”
“Shirly.”