“This place looks familiar.”
“Well, it isn’t.”
“You sure?”
“It was burned down last year, three years ago it was torched and five years ago it collapsed of a broken heart.”
“My mistake then. Jack and coke.”
“Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?”
“What? Why?”
“Nobody drinks for free.”
“Yeah, I was planning on paying cash.”
“We don’t traffic in cash, people, guns or drugs.”
“How’s business?”
“Been slow.”
“I bet. No, I’m not now nor have I ever been a member of the communist party, but I lean heavily towards supporting nationalized health care.”
“Waist size?”
“Really? Yeah, ok, 36.”
“We don’t traffic in bullshit either.”
“38.”
“You’re in a lifeboat with three fighting cocks a priest and some guy in an orange jumpsuit and shackles…”
“No I’m not.”
“Hmmm, maybe this place is familiar, no one gets that one right.”
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