"nakes" in Ok!!!

Yep dey out and hungry. had a big hen setting on a few eggs. just to occupy her time. Yestidy she be on top of a 6 ft rat nake or Chicken nake depending on if you from La. or Tex. yeah she was too. Keeping her eggs warm inside dee nake. He done swallered all her eggs and was enjoying de warming process from her body. Nake ate my almost new born baby chicks. Well a well placed 22 LR bullet omitted dee nake. Den dee hen got mad at me fo pullin it out her nest and pinched me on de hand. Nake ate her babys, she sittin on him, and she bit me fo killin nake. Go figure.
In udder news: My buddy is getting a divorce over a fishing trip. Her’s his side of the story.
She said she needed to pee. He said OK. Well or you going to bring me to the bank, she asked. He said no! he said hang it over the side of the boat. So she did. It was a small aluminum skiff. Well she hooked her feet underneath the rod holders so she could keep her balance. But, she lost her balance and fell backwards in the water Now her feet are in the boat and at the knees she is hanging over and the rest of her is in the water. Oh yeah he said her pants and pantys were in the boat too. Well he is got a holed of her hands and he let go to get a better grip. She fell all the way in except her knees and feet were inside the boat. He said she was a peeing straight up. And some of the pee was making bubbles. And as the bubbles burst there was a little cuss word in each one just for him. As he got hold of her again every time He tried to pull her in the boat the boat would capsize and bring on water. So he turned her loose again to flounder in the water on her own. He tried to untangle her feet so she could go all in the water but there was to much weight over the outside of the boat. So she is drowning , peeing, cussing and floundering while he is trying to get her feet unlocked. Now, by this time as he is telling me this I done split a rib laughing. So finally He said after a minute or two He managed to get on foot loose. and she flounce over board in the water. Then he said he was trying to get her back in the boat by pulling her over the side. Well her butte is all exposed to the sky and a few other parts when they hear this voice behind her. ” Mam there is a no swimming rule iin the lake”. And the game warden also said” There is a law in La. about public exposing one self. So after pushing her in the boat from behind she tried to explain why she was in the water. Well he was cracking up, but when my buddy started telling him about what he saw and what the tiny lil bubbles were saying, G/W was in his chair bending over the edge of the boat throwing up from laughter. He wrote her 3 tickets. One for indecent exposure. Next one for swimming in the lake. Another for contaminating the water with urine. She filed for divorce the next day. My buddy lefty is kinda dis hearted right now. He said he did all he could do. po tang… I feel sorry fo Him. Yall have a good day now.