“Who doesn’t like tequila?”
“Seriously? Or is that rhetorical.”
“If you’ve got a serious-ish answer, please, by all means …”
“Communists, Terrorists and cats.”
“Huh. I’ve never knowingly tried to give tequila to a cat or a terrorist. My expierence with Communists is that they’ll drink whatever bourgeois swill I’m buying. So, how can I tell the difference between a cat and a terrorist, in this instance that’s not rhetorical either.”
“Domestic terrorists are taller than domestic cats, and not covered in as much flamboyant fur.”
“I reckon so. Cat’s hate limes too. Domestic terrorists, or even terrorists abroad, probably train to act like they like limes. Of course there’s lemons …”
“Yeah, try getting a lemon down a cat.”
“Sounds like the voice of experience.”
“And twenty five stitchs.”
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