So…I’m reading How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran, and she’s slinging all kinds of British (I’m assuming) slangs for vagina/labia/general downstairs lady parts that I’m just not familiar with. One of which is “lulu.” What kind of store does that make Lululemon, then? A store where you buy lemon vaginas? Are they lemon flavored or scented? Or do you make your vagina lemon scented/flavored with their products? Do they sell Lemon Pledge specially formulated for vaginas? Or are they lemons in the sense that they’re broken and need some work? Like…a discount vagina store where all vaginas are slightly damaged, misshapen or missized? Or is it a fancy name for vagina mechanic (which I guess would be a gynecologist…?)? What does over priced fashion/workout clothing have to do with vaginas? Aside from too-thin yoga pants thing they had going on. I suppose you could see a vagina through them. Maybe airing out the vagina helps it be less of a lemon? Or it allows for wafting of the lemon scent? Guys, help me out here.
(Also, thank goodness my anxiety has abated for the time being so I can get back to my normal, weird trains of thought, like the above. Amirite? :P)
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