So happy, way late, 2026 and February and Valentines Day! I have missed writing about so much. side note: I need to finish last years entries that I started.
I’ve come here today to say I have officially handed in my human card. I’m done trying to human. The after effects of this stroke have made it too much. I’m going to go lay in the forest and channel my inner mushroom. This way all I have to worry about is a bunny peeing on me.
Ugh!
What happened? What happened? I’ll tell you what happened!
There I was, sitting at the table in our new break room, getting ready to eat my lunch. Everything was laid out perfectly.
Sandwich on the paper towel, ready to dainty eat.
Phone was set up for some lite TikTok viewing.
Chips were open.
Before tearing into my sandwich,i thought it would be nice to have a sip of my brand new, ice cold, 20 ounce, sugar free Pepsi.
I don’t know what happened. I don’t know if it started to slip or what (seeing as I have to use two hands now). All I know was all of a sudden I felt my hands squeeze and I had a face full of sugar free Pepsi.
Face. Full.
Gasping, clearing my eyes to make sure no one was in there, running to the sink. I had soda everywhere. My hair was dripping, my shirt was soaked, soda covered the table and new flooring. I soaked up as much as I could with a paper towel. A good 1/3 of the bottle covered the break room and myself. Luckily the shirt I’m wearing is that gauzy, see through material that was dry by the end of my lunch. No stains or anything. Which is good. I’ve ruined so many of my clothes since that crap happened.
I got everything cleaned up but I swear, if you licked my face, it would be sweet.
Go ahead and give it a lick.
Ok, time to end my day. Karma wants me to help her pack a few boxes at her parents house after work.
That’ll kill some time.
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