Remember Big Boss, the Super Freak from my last job? Remember how she made my life a miserable living hell? Remember how I used to cry on my way home from work every day because she was such a bitch .and then cry on the way to work every morning because I couldnt stand to see her? Remember how she used to make me cower every time we had to meet? I second-guessed each and every decision because I knew that no matter what decision I would make, it would be wrong. I was in such horrible shape that I was an ineffective employee. It even affected my personal life. Remember that?
Well .it seems that the work karma has finally caught up with her. I got a call from another former (and very cool) boss of mine. She called me immediately after the ax fell, just bursting with glee. It seems that the head honcho of product development decided to start running an effective business and put people where they really should be. Starting with Big Boss. Demotion time! Thats right!! Not only did Big Boss get a gigantic and most humiliating demotion (including job level and pay cut –!!!–), but her new job is
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MY OLD JOB!!!!!!
Sweet, sweet, sweeeeeeetness to my ears!
Is it wrong to be so happy about someone elses downfall? I feel a little guilty. But even more so, I feel extremely vindicated. Is that bad?
Remember Jeff, the powerful executive from my old job? The hot, hot, hotter than hot hottie? The one who interviewed me at the boobie bar in Vegas? The one I came THISCLOSE to having an affair with? Well .hes back in the picture! We are planning a secret rendezvous in London! Just found out via e-mail that we will be there at the same time at the end of February. I smell trouble
Remember KA, my most recent Rate-A-Date cum sexual encounter? The one I was afraid might have stalker qualities? The one who said the L word twice in a moment of passion (I left that part out in my diary because it scared me so freaking much)?
Well, I hadnt heard from him in a week and thought it rather odd. But instead of backing off and forgetting about the whole bizarre affair, I checked out his Friendster profile. His status was changed to In a Relationship, and in a moment of pure insanity, I sent him a message asking him who the lucky Friendster was.
He wrote back to tell me that I wasnt going to believe it, but hes in New York and he doesnt think hes ever coming back!
No further details. I dont think I wanna know.
Thats all for now. Stay tuned for the next episode
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