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July 7, 2005, midnight
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Number of
hours of delayed flights: 4 ½
cocktails sipped/spilled before even getting there: 5
total strangers who heard our life stories to before even getting there: 7
times my phone was lost: 3
times my phone was broken by obnoxious guy doing $20 birthday shots and then screaming in my ear, scaring me and causing the phone to fall on the floor and break in half: 1
guys met from the NYPD: 3
times frisked on the dance floor at Light: 495
cops I fell asleep with while sitting upright in a chair (not handcuffed): 1
average temperature degrees outside (in Fahrenheit): 150
hours I spent at the pool trying to stay in the shade and drenched in SPF 55: 9
body parts I missed in the slathering: 4
new freckles developed: 4,926,119
funny drinks in silly giant red plastic bottles guzzled at pool: 7 or 8?
minutes after meeting a hot guy in the water before being kissed: 2
seconds I resisted: 1.5
other girls I saw the same guy kiss in a 24-hour period: 3
dollars gambled: 20
dollars won: 0
shows attended (including Celine Dion, O, Mystere, and The Thunder from Down Under): 0
times Jen and I slammed into each other while walking around in a complete fog: 2 (one of which was a Grand Collision that I would have paid money to see from an angle that wasnt my own)
random limos jumped into after hearing the name of our town called out from inside: 1
sunrises seen while being pushed against the floor-to-ceiling window and simultaneously kissed on the back of the neck on the 45th floor of the Wynn Hotel: 1
wieners shoved in my face: 1
wieners accepted by my face: 0
times my boobs were groped: 6
times boobs groped by men: 3
times they were actually my boobs and not the stick-on chicken cutlet thingies: 2
times cussed out by cabbies: 2
times cabbies fell in love with us before the end of the ride: 4
strawberries handfed with champagne chasers: 6
twirls led by hot Latin dance partner: 99
dips: 2
falls: 1
times we had to sneak out of situations that were about to go awry: 3
offers of plane tickets and new dresses if wed stay an extra day: 2
times my ego was blown way out of proportion: a million
hours spent laughing: countless
pants peed from laughing so hard: at least 3
girls so ready to go home and sleep the whole thing off: 2
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