~~kid points gun at Xueling and goes “BANG BANG BANG”~~
Xueling: Daddy!
Me: Yes?
Xueling: He is pointing a gun at me!
Me: Do you not like it?
Xueling: Yes!
Me: Then you have two choices. You can pretend he’s not there and the gun’s not there… or you go over there and wreck him for shooting you. ~~looks at kid~~
~~kid lowers gun~~
Me: Do you want to wreck him?
Xueling: Hmm....No.
Me: Keep moving, then.
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