I got tickets to see this great humorist on Saturday night. I asked Mikey to go with me a few weeks ago, and he’s since kinda faded away. I sent him a text asking him about it this week, and he flatly answered no.
I asked Massage Guy via text and he hasn’t answered.
I asked The Squirt, and at first he said yes, but then he backed out.
I asked this guy at work who is becoming a cool friend. He told me he had World Cup stuff going on.
I asked Marco, who lives in NOLA, but his parents are going to be in town.
That’s 5 guys I’ve asked out on a date and I haven’t gotten a YES.
Are you serious?? What the ever-lovin’ FUCK?
*edit: I asked Cindy. She’s thrilled to go with me. Love my girls so very much. I do.
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