Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish youd never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
Okay. Let’s see how far I can get with this…I saw this survey on [Mountain Girl]’s OD, and I loved it. I figure I can try to do this in the mornings when I do The Shred (except for when I stay over at SexyPants’s!).
Anyway, on with it.
1. You are cool as shizz. I love reading about your life. I’ve always admired how you deal with the things that life has to offer, not only with grace, but with an amazing amount of humor! You always seem to look on the bright side of things, even through adversity. And I want to be just like that. You sent me a series of private notes recently that really, really helped me put some things into perspective, and I don’t know how to thank you enough. Your boyfriend is as hot as you are, and you two are on FIRE together! I really, really like your style – and your drawrings (hee)! I love you more than strawberries dipped in chocolate!
2. You were my first friend on OD. You protected me FIERCELY when I was dating that JACKASS when I first came to this place (under the name SoNSo…or was it one earlier?). I am still indebted to you for that. I wonder if he found me again and still reads? I wouldn’t be surprised. Anyway, I’ve watched you through the years. I’ve watched you become one of the most self-sufficient, creative women I’ve ever “met”. Your solo adventures have inspired me and helped me feel like it will be okay if I never marry and remain single the rest of my life. It’s all about being happy with who you are at any given point in time, single or as part of a couple. I wish we lived closer to each other. I wish I was a better friend to you. I’ve always felt like our relationship was a little one-sided because you’ve given me the best advice ever, and when it comes time to note you and cheer you on, I feel like I fall short. Regardless, I love you very much. I hope you know how much.
3. I’ve had a crush on you for, well, ever. I bet you know this. I don’t see you around these parts much anymore. You come and you go. Maybe it’s this mysteriousness that keeps me watching out for you. I’d never act on this crush, as I like it like this…watching you from afar. Your writing is brilliant. You are smokin’ hot. You are worldly and wise. Please write more often. It’s incredibly sexy.
4. I’ve asked you more than once to let me befriend you here on OD. In fact, I believe we used to be faves. I know I read and noted you a long, long time ago. Not sure what I did or didn’t do to get on your No-Friends list, but eh, it’s no skin off my back. Well…it obviously irks me a bit if I dedicate one of my spaces for you, right? I have one word for you: pffftttthhh.
5. You are too sexy for your own good. You are a strong, confident woman who is very much in love with a man who is every bit your equal and complements you quite nicely. I want to be Just. Like. You. when I grow up!
6. Your writing is like music to my eyes! I don’t think you know how exceptional you really are. If I could describe life’s everyday occurrences half as eloquently as you, I think I’d be writing a book– a stunner of a book. I want such good things for you. I really do. I think you have some depression, and I can see why. But I get a thrill when I see you’ve written and I click as fast as I can just to see what brilliance you pull out of the sometimes mundane. You impress the hell out of me.
7. You tickle my funny bone!! You’re kind a famous now. I love that for you!! Are you loving it too?
8. You tickle my funny bone as well, but you do so in a way that’s more cut-throat, and I don’t think that’s a bad thing. You seem to use your diary when you’ve reached your breaking point, when it’s the last straw, when you’ve tried everything else and you’re at your wits end. And you get on OD and spew the most clever venom. I LOVE reading this stuff!! You have the balls to say the things that I think and could never get down in writing because I’m just not that…smart. Fart!
9. You are one of the dearest, sweetest men – here on OD or even IRL (though we’ve never met–we have talked on the phone. I cherish your (mostly private) notes of encouragement. I want to thank you a million times over. You deserve a really, really, REALLY good woman in your life. You won’t settle for mediocre just to have someone in your life, and you shouldn’t! You know that the best is always saved for last, right?
10. You’ve been gone from OD for years, but I somehow found you on Facebook. And now I don’t see you anymore : (
Oh god. I just looked at your FB page and found out that you passed away. Oh [Sisless], I’m so sorry. RIP, my old friend.
*tears*
This was not how I expected to end this entry.

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