With thanks to Craig Charles.
You know you are having a bad day when…
…Bruce Willis gets into the lift wearing a dirty t-shirt.
…you get so pissed that your heads spinning round and you know that your gonna throw up and you have to apologize to your friendsand…pull over onto the hard shoulder.
…When the back of your coat gets caught in the Tube doors as you are getting OFF.
…When you wake up in Saudi Arabia…with a HANGOVER and a road cone.
…When you turn up for a party in your normal clothes and find out its fancy dress…and no-one notices.
…A beautiful foreign secret agent thrusts a package into your hands as she’s escaping from a group of gunmen and tells you to bring it to her bedroom that night…and you lose it.
…Aliens abduct you and ask you to have sex with one of their females and two weeks later their whole race dies of clap.
…Just when you have finaly got a date with the woman of your dreams God appears and tells you that you are the chosen one and you have to walk the Earth in sackcloths and ashes tyring to convince a bunch of unbelieveing bastards that you are the new Messiah.
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