“Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, dipped in a vat of hot oil and served to our first one hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang here at Empire Records.”
Gina, Empire Records
I love that qoute. I’m sure that a lot of shopkeepers would like to do the same.
This is just a general entry to bring you lovely people, the readers of my diary, up to speed on how I am.
Where to start? Last Tuesday would be a good idea. I went on a night out with a friend. We were going to go to one nightclub but my friend bumped into a friend there and we ended up somewhere else. We went from somewhere where it was a pound a pint to somewhere where it was £2.40 a pint. Who’s bright idea was that anyway?
But I did get a snog. From someone who is still at school. As I an in uni, it did make me feel a bit strange but hey, why am I complaining? Also, as it was a karaoke bar we ended up in I finally got to sing my version of Angels on karaoke. The verses are the same, but the chorus goes:
And through it all,
She makes me wear protection,
For a lot of sex and affection,
Whether I’m up or down,
And down the waterfall,
Wherever she may take me,
I know that life won’t break me,
When love comes to call,
She won’t forsake me,
I’ll fuck her mother instead.
Then I went out on Friday, and got a snog from one of my friends girlfriends friends (confused?). According to my friend the girl I snogged is a lesbian, yet she enjoyed snogging me so muchthat she snogged me again. I’m used to it. If I were to tell you my track record you would be shocked. Still that’s me about equal with my total for last year.
What is happening?
Apart from that, I have not done much. At the moment I have the house to myself (well, apart from the dug) so I’m going to have a bath, do some reading (just finished reading Prisoner of Azkaban again) and look for cross stich designs on-line. I have enough material to make myself a bookmark.
Oh and the title is the school that the Dursleys claim that Harry Potter goes to if you are interested.
Also I read this on a Aint It Cool News talkback about The Weakest Link and thought it was funny. It does not necessarily represent my view:
After a hours reflection and watching the news I would like to retract my earlier assertion that Americans can’t have a laugh at their own expence. You did after all elect Bush to be in charge of your nuclear arsenal!! Did you all sleep safely during the recent China Crisis? I didn’t!!
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