This is an idea pinched from Polter-Cow, and renamed the Spikes. All awards are decided by me so no complaining.
Let’s get started.
Best English diary:DeathWarmedUp
Best Welsh diary:Cosmic
Best American diary:Corbeau
Best diary from Down Under:Weeping Willow
Best Rant Diary:The Scum Bag
Best for introducing me to a public diary:Rodge
Best name:lazylinepainterjane
Best diary for real-life:Pravda
Best for giving me an award (The Money Is In The Post award):Polter-Cow
Best flirting with me:Corbeau “YAY! PARTY PARTY! *grabs Will* Hey, you said grab a person. *snogs Will shamelessly*”…”Not Scary. Shaggable. Look at yourself in the mirror every morning and say that. Not Scary. Shaggable. Take two sugar pills and call me in the morning – Doctor’s Orders.”…”You can line dance, Kevin Spacey is your favourite actor and you have a sense of humour, you love Cherry Garcia ice cream… I just don’t see why girls aren’t beating down your door. I would be.”
Best asking for a lap dance:Karma Girl “A lapdance and a carton of beer would do nicely, thanks.”
Best strange notes (Quote Me! award):Rodge “I like being quoted! PLEASE QUOTE ME AGAIN!”…”RYN: THIS NOTE IS INTERESTING!!!”
Best film reviews:Polter-Cow
Best at handing awards award:ME!!!!!!!
See you lot later.
Will
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