After she failed with her second (Oops… I did it again) and third album (Future porno star) she did her best to make it big in writing. Due to her lack of experience with letters she had her mom to help her. The result: ‘My affair with TinkyWinky’, and later ‘How to be a real Barbie’. Both books failed of course, and caused Britney to give up the idea of writing for a while.
She tried to go back to school, but soon realized that the fourth graders were way to smart for her and gave up. Then she tried her best to become famous as a porno star, but since no one wanted her in front of a camera ever again, that never happened.
When her boobs in 2003 started sacking she freaked out and sized them up even more. When she gave up every thought of ever getting famous again she started working in a strip-club, where her friend, from her 15 minutes of fame, Lance Bass of former ‘NSync also worked, after he’d changed sex.
2005 she got kicked out, because of the fact that she did an attempt of singing, which caused the ears of four visitors to give up for good. But 2005 she also met her old boyfriend Justin Timberlake, aslo a member of the forgotten band called ‘NSync.
Justin and Britney got back together, but used to refer to each other as ho and pimp. And Britney started dreaming about fame once again.
2007 she did yet another attempt to write, ‘The truth about Justin Timberlake’ was the product. It was a somewhat success, former teenyboppers bought it, but they were still not enough. The book-lable decided to give her a second chance, but Britney didn’t know what to write about. The book about herself, ‘How to be a real Barbie’, failed since mothers didn’t let their little girls buy it, and no one had wanted to hear about her affair with TinkyWinky. But then she realized that her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, was the key to the success for her third book, and she did another one about him. ‘My affair with Justin Timberlake’ told everything, and by that I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing was hidden, not even Justin’s genital desease. This made Justin furious, and he left her.
The book failed, since no one really cared about reading yet another book about the former star, and Britney was back on the street again, just like before her ‘singing’ career.
Will
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