Yup, it’s my 400th entry. So I answer your questions. I swear a couple of you are on drugs.
Rodge kicked things off with:
Do you agree with Deep Thought that 42 is the answer? If so, why?
Yes, I do. Because, let’s face it, it’s as good an answer as any other we’ve been given. It is slightly logical as well. So, yes, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.
SciPhi was next:
How can a yank hope to compete with someone who has such a sexy accent such as yourself?
Learn to talk with a Scottish accent. That’s the only advice I can give you.
purple_mage asked two questions:
1. If you could either never see again, or never hear again which would you choose?
The more I thought about this one, the easier it got. Live without music, or live without TV, films and books? Easy. I’d choose deafness.
2. Would you rather be lost from civilisation for the rest of your life and live well, or be a beggar in London (ie no home no friends, no money)
As I have no problem being totally alone, I’d have to say lost from civilisation.
William the Bloody accepts no responsibility for loss of sanity when reading the questions from the nest two contributers.
Karma Girl asked:
If it was a rainy Tuesday in November, and you had a llama, would you rather eat a purple polka-dotted umbrella that had been swiped through the fleshy ass-cheeks of a hairy Scotsman, or an orange shag-pile carpet that Madeline Albreight and Marlon Brando had just had sex on?
I want to eat pink and green stripes wellys. What’s wrong with my wellys?
norahrose was not content with one or two questions. She asked 6:
1. why is will so goddamn cute?
I did not know I was cute.
2. why am i so goddamn cute?
It’s a curse us cute people have to learn to live with.
3. why is it that when i say “naked!” in the middle of some stupid play performance everyone looks at me funny?
Is “Naked!” in the script? That could be the reason.
4. why does running repeatedly into walls hurt like hell?
Dunno, but it feels damned good when you stop.
5. why was a new slayer not activated when buffy died last season?
I actually know this one. When Buffy died, she was not the official Slayer. Faith was. Therefore, a new Slayer will not be activated till Faith dies.
6. why are you so far away?
No, why are you so far away?
Next question was from Polter-Cow:
Why do you live in a world without shrimp?
Because I dont eat shrimp. Therefore my world is shrimp free. No, Janus Dancing siggested it as a location. It’s also a subtle Buffy reference.
Last question from Oribeth:
if you could choose to get rid of one thing in the world (thing, not person! so you can’t get rid of Craig David, Bratney, Christina or teenyboppers), what would it be and why?
Does hatred count as a thing? If so, that. If not then shrimp. Then you could all join me in a world without shrimp.
And that is all the questions. Thanks, they were great. To Karma Girl and norahrose: What were you on when you submitted those questions? Cos I want some.
The Peoples Interview will return for entry 500. Back to the usual randomness from me.
Will
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