I got these two things here
Forget petrol – this is serious
A group of militant alcoholics have blockaded a brewery in Sheffield, South Yorkshire in protest at “the exorbitant tax imposed on booze in the United Kingdom”, Government officials said today.
Fears have been growing that the protests will spread country-wide and some panic-drinking has been reported.
The protesters have demanded that the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair meets the group “If he thinks he’s hard enough” and are said to be concerned that he may be “looking at their birds”.
In a press conference late last night, the leader of the protest told the waiting media “you’re my best mates you lot” then requested a group hug.
He finished by demanding that the Government remove VAT on donner kebabs.
Bohemian Rhapsody – Curry Style
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He’s Dead
Naan, Dinner’s Just Begun
But Now I’m Gonna Cr*p it All Away
Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras
Too Late, My Dinner’s Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I’ve got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We’d Never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I’ve Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He’s Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantined…
Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
It’s Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I! Chunder
Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I’m on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
It’s About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me…. Poor Me….. Poor Meeee….
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
Just had to come right out of here !!
I’m going to keep pluging my poll diary untill I get more votes. And I don’t think I’ll be too popular
Will
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