What if… in OD

  • Dec. 10, 2001, midnight
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  • Public

Major companies made condoms…

…but used their original slogans?

Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better

Tesco Condoms – every little helps

Nike Condoms – Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple

Pringles condoms – once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”

FCUK condoms – no comment required.

Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain.

Flash condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms – size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms – its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play

AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

Will


Last updated February 14, 2026


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