“…rainbow flying high,
Everyone can see it smiling,
Over the sky,
Paint the whole world with a RAINBOW!”
Why, some of you will be wondering, am I quoting the theme to a ’80’s and ’90’s childrens TV show?
Well, last night I had the distinct pleasure of seeing MC Zippy and DJ George in the Rainbow Roadshow.
Note to non-Brit readers: George is a pink hippo with an effeminate voice. You cannot convince me he is not gay. I’m sorry, but there it is. Zippy is a, well, I’m not quite sure. But he had a zipper for a mouth.
It was great. I got drunk and acted like a kid again. Plus, I got to perv at their absolutely sexy and cute assistant. Who had a rainbow coloured smilley face badge on her arse.
Anyway, you may be wondering if this entry actually has a point. Well, it does. I have got three signed Zippy and George pics. Which looks like this:

One is on my bedroom wall (forget it), one is going to Helen if she wants it. And the third?
I’ll give away to a British reader of this diary. Just email me at [email protected] and tell me, in no more than 20 words, why you deserve the pic. Make the subject line “Rainbow comp”. You have untill Sunday.
Will

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