AKA the worst joke in the world. Ever. Ever ever.
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
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BUMP…
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BUMP…
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BUMP… behind him.
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Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
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… BUMP…
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…BUMP…
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…BUMP…
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Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him …
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faster…
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faster…
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BUMP…
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BUMP…
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BUMP.
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He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping …
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clappity-BUMP..
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clappity-BUMP…
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clappity-BUMP…
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on the heels of the terrified man.
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Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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The man screams and reaches for something, anything … but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin…
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…… the coffin stops.
Courtesy of my sisters strange sense of humour.
Will
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