In a press conference today, George W Bush unvailed a new logo for the ongoing war against terrorism.
This logo shows a boot on a human face. When animated, the boot repetedly stamps on the face.
Bush said that this one image encapsulated “the future of the ongoing war.” He also took the oppertunity to correct what he described as “a glaring ommision in news reporting of the war.”
“Reports have claimed that the war against terrorism is recent,” Bush said. “Nothing could be further from the truth. America is at war against terrorism. America has always been at war against terrorism.”
Bush also informed the conference of the plans to commemorate the anniversary of September 11th, the date on which it is now claimed that the war was stepped up.
“The plans are for what is to be called “Hate Week” although this has actually been celebrated for years now,” Bush stated. “This will include the displaying of flags on every building in every city, town and village.”
More details are to be released “once the population remembers what takes place during Hate Week.”
Furthermore, Bush announced that Senate will be replaced by an organisation called “The Party” which Bush will head, going by the title “Big Brother”.
As a side note to this, the creators and makers of reality TV programme “Big Brother” have become what was described as “unpersons” and all records of this show even existing have been deleted.
Tony Blair, the Brittish Prime Minister and a supporter of America’s actions against terrorism, has described the plans as “doubleplusgood.”
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P.S. this is intended to be satirical. Or is it?
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