Taken from a competiton run by Empire online
Readers’ suggestions:
A Broom For Romeo’s Arse (Simon W)
An Officer in a Gentleman (Lachlan F)
Assault With Penis Thirteen (JS)
Atlantis: The Lust Empire (Jason H)
Behind Enemy Loins (DeejayDimSum)
Bigknobs and Hugedicks (Leigh T)
Bitchfinder General (Thomas L)
Bra Trek (Martin P)
Briefs Encounter (Caroline J)
Buff Oral Soldiers (Simon A)
Cape Queer (Chris G)
Captain Corelli’s Man-Handlin’ (Benj C)
Cum Lola Cum (Matthew B)
Dungeons & Drag Queens (John F)
Enema At The Gates (James)
Erin’s Gottanitch (Mr M0by)
Event Horizontal (John F)
Fiddling on The Roof (Andy)
From Rear To Maternity (DD)
Goodfellatios (Robert S)
Harriet Potter and Her Chamber of Semen (Adrian J)
Have My Wonderful Wife (Judge M)
Hot Thighs Beneath (Christopher L)
Lake Flaccid (Rich P)
Moan Alone (Sean B)
O Brothel, Where Are Thou? (Marius V)
One Whore Over The Cock, Who’s Next? (Paul C)
Reservoir Doggy Style (Lachlan F)
Seven Brides on Seven Brothers (Jason H)
Six Degrees of Copulation (Lachlan F)
Sliding Drawers (Jon G)
Spray it Forward (Benj C)
Spread Legged Freaks (Simon A)
Stop! Or My Cum Will Shoot! (Tim C)
The Adventures of Fuckeroo Banzai (Kevin H)
The Bedding Minger (David C)
The Buns of Navarone (Christopher L)
The C**t of Monte Cristo (Alex W)
The Hunt For Head All Over (Douglas F)
The Postman Always Comes Twice (Hillian H)
The Quick in The Bed (Dazza)
The Sore Wank Redemption (Judge M)
The Three Muffketeers (Martin P)
The Tit and The Pudendum (Leigh T)
The World Is Not A Muff (Rich P)
Things To Do in Denver With The Dead (Jon G)
Turn Her and Smooch (Caroline J)
Also submitted by many great minds:
Carry On Up My Khyber
Clithanger
Cock Star
Das Booty
On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix
Pretty Titty Gang Bang
Raging Balls
Shag The Dog
Sperms of Endearment
The Inside-her
Will
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