I supose I asked for this. I have seen this note left in other diaries and I said that if anyone left the note, unsigned, in my diary I would treat it to my patented Slag Off Anonymous Note(© William Forbes) treatment.
So, here I go.
The note:
a kiss blown is a kiss wasted. the only kiss is a kiss tasted. kisses have germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, im vaccinated! this is a chainletter through diaries. U must send this to 15 people within the hour. if you do you will get kissed by your crush in the next 24 hours! if not, you will have bad luck with kissing forever. just simply copy and paste this to other diary entries.
Now to deconstruct it. My comments in italics:
a kiss blown is a kiss wasted.
A kiss blown is a sweet gesture. Especially if the person blowing you a kiss is trapped in a room and facing certain death.
the only kiss is a kiss tasted.
That’s not fair! We don’t get Hersheys(sp?) Kisses in Britain. I’m missing out!
kisses have germs and germs are hated,
I think germs have a bad reputation, personally.
so kiss me baby, im vaccinated!
Vaccinated against what? Obviously not stupidity.
this is a chainletter through diaries.
Wouldn’t that make it a chain note then? Or am I just being stupid?
U must send this to 15 people within the hour.
I refer you to the point made above.?
if you do you will get kissed by your crush in the next 24 hours!
My crush lives about 300 miles away. Hmmm. Can’t really see that happening. Unless she blows me a kiss. In which case, it is wasted.
if not, you will have bad luck with kissing forever.
The only time that I have not had bad luck with kisses is when I was told I was an exceptionally good snog. Which made me feel like a Mr. Kipling products.
just simply copy and paste this to other diary entries.
Or you could do something more imaginative. And, yes, I am aware of the irony of saying that in this type of entry. So don’t bother.
Damn that was fun. I need to write more stuff that’ll piss people off and encourage them to leave nasty anonymous notes.
Will
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