One night, a father passed by his sons room and heard his son praying: god bless mommy, daddy, and grandma. Ta ta, grandpa
The father didnt quite know what this meant , but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a little bit spooked
The next night he heard his son praying again: god bless mommy, and daddy. Ta ta grandma. The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning, sure enough grandma was dead on the floor of a heart attack
Really scared now the father decided to wait outside his sons door, and sure enough the biy started to pray: god bless mommy, Ta ta daddy. Now the father was so scared that he practically soiled himself. He stayed up asll night and went to the doctors early the next day to make sure his health was fine.
when he finally cam home his wife was waiting on the porch, she said, thank god your here…..we could really use your help! we found the milkman dead on our porch this morning
A new monk is assinged to help his fellow monks copy out an old text. He notices that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscript.
The new monk goes to see an older monk and points out that if there was an error in the first copy, the error would be repeated in all subsequent versions.
The old monk says “We have been doing it this way for centuries, but I take your point, my son.”
The old monk then goes down into the cellar with a copy to check it against the original manuscript.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old monk. Eventually, one of the brothers goes to look for him. He finds the old monk reading the original text with his eyes filled with tears.
He looks up and sobs: “the word is CELEBRATE!”
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, ”St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can’t find him!” St. Peter said, ”My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn’t make it to Heaven
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, ”Are you sure I’m in the right place?’
”My son,” St. Peter said, “looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn’t!”
I got these (and the next two entries) from here.
Will
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