1) What is your favorite horror movie? Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2) What is your favorite horror book? Carrie
3) Hit me with your favorite horror author, too, while you’re at it. Steven King
4) What’s your favorite monster (not bad guy)? Frankensteins Monster
5) Who’s your favorite bad guy? Jame Gumb
6) If you had to choose a way to die, how would you want to die? And don’t say fast and painless! Drowning
7) If you had to kill someone, how would you do it (not who, and don’t say you’d never do that, that’s no fun! Be creative!)? After a lot of torture
8) Do you enjoy your nightmares? I can never remember my nightmares
9) Do you wish you could record your nightmares to watch later? Yes
10) Do you dress up for Halloween? Sometimes
11) What did you go as last year? Spike from Buffy
12) What are you going as this year? Probably Spike again
13) Does this number frighten you? It’s my favourite
14) Imagine: You are being chased down a hallway by a monster of your mind’s creation. What does he or she look like, what’s it’s name, and what, if anything, can it do? It’s whatever scares you.
15) What are you afraid of? Being buried alive
16) What would be your own, personal Hell? Britney Spears and Pearl Harbor on the TV. For eternity and a year
17) Have you ever tried to confront your worst fear? No.
18) If your life was one, big horror movie, what would it be titled? Death of the Cynic
19) What’s the plot of said horror movie? Not sure yet
20) If a zombie broke into your house and started eating your family and your pets, what would you do? Help it.
21) What if it was drinking your beer?! Then it dies!
22) Have you ever seen a ghost? Nope
23) Have you ever spent the night in a supposedly haunted place? Nope
24) Do cemeteries hold a special place in your heart? Not really.
25) Do you qualify as a “horror junkie?” Not quite yet.
26) Do you scare easily? No
27) Do you ride the rides at the shore while pregnant or with heart problems? Neither has ever applied. But I would.
28) Do you get excited at the sight of blood? Yes :¬[
29) Have you ever gotten a bat stuck in your hair? I wish
30) Do you laugh in the face of death? Yes.
31) If I were standing in front of you right now totally covered in blood and holding a huge knife over you while a psychotic glimmer was noticeable in my eyes, would you laugh in the face of death then?! Huh?! Would you?! Hell yeah.
32) Do aliens piss you off? No. I wanna meet one.
33) Do you “dress the part” of a “horror junkie” on a regular basis? Not really.
34) Do you dye your hair Vampire Red with the idea that people may mistake it for actual blood? No.
35) Have you ever convinced anyone that monsters are real? No.
36) Do you think monsters are real? Yes.
37) Do you think reanimating the dead like Dr. Frankenstein did is possible? Possibly.
38) Do you have a favorite horror web site? What is it? No
39) Do your friends and/or family think you need therapy because of your love of horror? No.
40) Can you tell I’m starting to run dry?! Tell me any other horror thingy you want, it’s your choice, be creative, you’re getting a grade that goes on your perminent record: Britney Spears. Well, she scares the shit out of me.
Will
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